The Olsen Update

What Makes A Dad God took the strength of a mountain, The majesty of a tree, The warmth of a summer sun, The calm of a quiet sea, The generous soul of nature, The comforting arm of night, The wisdom of the ages, The power of the eagle's flight, The joy of a morning in spring, The faith of a mustard seed, The patience of eternity, The depth of a family need, Then God combined these qualities, When there was nothing more to add, He knew His masterpiece was complete, And so, He called it ... Dad Author is unknown

I love you Honey but I couldn't help myself!

Action Shot Revolution is one of the blogs that I fallow almost religiously. Even my 3 year old daughter Alana has become a serious fan. Today I was featured yet again with only shots of Alana jumping. HERE ! She really enjoys jumping in cool new ways and looks up to all the creative "Action Artists". So stop on by http://actionshotrevolution.blogspot.com/ I'm sure you'll enjoy all the creative ways people jump.

... We are gathered here today to remember a life that was long lived. A beloved: Hippo, Husband, friend, Salt Shaker, and family hand me down. He will be remembered for all the years that he sat in my grandparents pantry before he joined my collection of salt and pepper shakers. He was well used and tears are truly falling in the Olsen Family home today. Hippo Salt Shaker is survived by his Peppery Wife (also a hippo) She has Chosen to morn by changing her contents to Garlic Salt so that she can live her remaining years on our kitchen table. The murderer has come clean and is willing to live up to the consequences. The blond 3year old, who has asked to remain nameless, is doing 15 minutes of community service (cleaning up the mess). There will be no jail time in this case because it was an accident. The Judge told her that in the future she needs to be more careful. I don't know how this family will cope. We are currently looking for a replacement. Till then Snoopy and Wood...