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"No, No, No...Time out!"
Today Alana caught Mommy doing something very bad in her eyes. I guess you know you have taught your child a lesson well if they call you on it. I had been doing an art project that requires me cleaning my pen every few seconds. I had been wearing my painting pants that I tend to wipe paint on. Thats when Alana caught me wiping my marker on my pants. Her response to what she saw was classic. She began yelling and wagging her finger in my face saying... "No, No, No Mommy...Time Out...No Color on pants!" I looked at Chris and thats when I realized that I should go on time out to be an example. So I did. She walked me to the time out chair and continued to get on to me, explaining to me what I did wrong. "Stay two minutes" she said. I was so proud of her for calling me out on what I did wrong. So I sat on time out for much longer than two minutes. Honestly, I couldn't stop laughing!
The belly touching has begun!
I have now have had two people just randomly come up and feel my belly. Was hoping that it would be a few more weeks but I look like I'm in the beginning of my third trimester already. The baby is VERY LOW and STICKING WAY OUT! I actually had a woman say out loud to me that I looked like I had only a few days left...Like I had dropped already. I then explained to her that I was 20 1/2 weeks. She had the most embarrassed look on her face! Ha Ha Ha!
Joke.
POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on-call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : For the rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimul...
The BEST SONG EVER!
I thought this was great! If you are a mom, you know what I mean. If you're a Dad you may have had a taste of this. If you're a Grandparent your will probably think "Ha Ha, pay back time!"
Mystery package.
When home sick, there is nothing like a good surprise, especially if the surprise is DEWARS CHEWS! I swear that I have the most wonderful friend. I got a knock on the door from UPS and was puzzled. I wasn't expecting any packages. So I felt very loved when I opened the package and saw who it was from. Alana and I busted them open right away and they were warm from being in the truck. IT WAS SSSOOOOOO GOOOOOODD! Thank you Jessica. You rock!