How Doctors View the Bail-out Plan

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he Allergists voted to scratch it, and the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the

Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. The

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The

Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the

Paediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!' The

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the

Radiologists could see right through it, and the

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The

Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' The

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the

Proctologists left the decision up to some "you know whats" in Washington

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